Artem Antoniuk! As you can see, Artem’s picture is so bad, his dog went blind. I like how “our passion are chainsaws!!!!!!” seems to be painstakingly placed just so over the purple orb and, what is that, toothpaste? This is like when someone tries as hard as they can, only to find the work heading straight to the toilet. Well Artem, you’ve really outdone yourself. What crap. Congratulations!
Below are ten favorites that were also under consideration. They’re not in any particular order. Thanks to everyone who participated!